Sunday, December 21, 2008
found quite a few dam funny quotes this morning...
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
- Jeff Valdez
Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
-Unknown
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you.
- Mary Bly
Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet.
Obviously those people have never met an angry cat.
- Lillian Johnson
Man is a dog's idea of what God should be.
- Holbrook Jackson
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
- Ben Williams
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.
- Dereke Bruce
Horse sense is the thing a horse has, which keeps it from betting on people.
- W. C. Fields
How to ride a horse:
Step One - Mount the horse.
Step Two - Stay mounted.
-Unknown
Who among us has not as a child asked Santa Clause to bring us a pony on Christmas day?
-Unknown
Just The Girl @
10:30 AM
found quite a few dam funny quotes this morning...
